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When most people hear 'monkey' they don't think of Web Hosting! This is where The Web Hosting King steps in! We believe that monkeys enjoy working with computers, and it would be foolish not to utilise their untapped potential! In the burgeoning world of monkey-driven synergystic Web Hosting, we pride ourselves on being on the forefront, and bringing you all the benefits that this amazing new world has to offer!

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Our Amazing Packages!

Please note that all of our Web Hosting packages include ASP.NET 8.5 and ASP.NET 9.5 for free also, with all packages we will give 3% of the profits made to Helping Protect Monkeys from extinction.


The "Lousy Package"

-Free Set-Up fee
-Numerous amusing weekly joke emails
-10 Email accounts
-99% uptime guarantee
-1295 MB data transfer
-24/7/365 primate support
-Free access to the forums at monkeysarebetterthanrobots.com ($60 value)

The "Dodgy Package"

-A small $13 Set-up fee
-20 Email Accounts
-99.1% Uptime guarantee
-2439 MB data transfer
-24/7/366 primate support
-3kg of bananas delivered to your door each year
-Free access to the Premium forums at monkeysarebetterthanrobots.com ($200 value)

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The "Awesome Package"

-A free Set-up fee
-40 Email Accounts
-5 Databases -Free Spam filtering
-99.46% Uptime guarantee
-5327 MB data transfer
-48/14/732 primate support (this figure is calculated on the fact you will have 2 primates dealing with your support at the one time)
-5kg of bananas delivered to your door each year
-Free access to the Premium forums at monkeysarebetterthanrobots.com ($200 value)
-Free subscription to "Monkeys enjoy working with computers" magazine.