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Monkeys!

When most people hear 'monkey' they don't think of Web Hosting! This is where The Web Hosting King steps in! We believe that monkeys enjoy working with computers, and it would be foolish not to utilise their untapped potential! In the burgeoning world of monkey-driven synergystic Web Hosting, we pride ourselves on being on the forefront, and bringing you all the benefits that this amazing new world has to offer!

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Let me answer that question with a question. Why not?

According to most people, we have evolved from monkeys. Monkeys never had computers, and I feel as though it is our evolutionary responsibility to help them reach their full potential. By helping to develop their skills in technology, we are aiding them in their own personal journey. I don't want to help make all monkeys into humans, but I'm going to try and help some.

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Work Ethic

People think that humans are evolved. I don't think that's the case. How slack is most of the western world? Whinging about work conditions, health care and the environment. I have never heard a monkey complain! They live in peace with nature and live happy lives. Honestly if that's the life that evolution has brought us, then I want to go back to being a monkey. We don't hold any monkeys under duress. All of our Primate Service Centres have trees in them, and each primate is paid in bananas. They work hard, they play hard, and most importantly they are learning skills that will help them in the future. It's the perfect blend of old world values with new world understanding!